video-betes

the side affects of sitting around and playing video games for far too long like legs falling asleep hunger constipation and and overall grungey looking

im suffering from some mad video-betes right nowi can barely feel my legs

by haha i added a word July 13, 2010

beteta

Best last name and you are really hot and sexy

Damn that sexy Beteta is so hot

by Fuck you Gracie April 14, 2022

Hey Beter

An internet "meme" originating from a video showcasing audio clips of both the Family Guy character Joe Swanson greeting his neighbor, Peter Griffin, as well as Swanson screaming enthusiastically while witnessing an action film featuring Steven Segal, as shown in the Family Guy episode "E. Peterbus Unum". This is combined with visuals from a cutaway gag in the Family Guy episode "Foreign Affairs", in which Joe Swanson replaces the protagonist of "American Dad" in a reenactment of the show's opening.

Hey Beter. Hey Beter. Hey Beter.

by McDaddy's Big Patties March 12, 2019

Betel Nut

Addictive nuts that Micronesian people love to suck.

Paa Tiave sucks betel nut at Food Giant's.

by I win already. July 15, 2011

beteo

Be Excellent To Each Other

I part from you with fond memory and remind you always to
beteo
-Paul

by speedmango March 3, 2008

Beter

Peter Griffin's name, but with a B, so it's funnier... Obviously

Guy 1: Beter
Guy 2: Haha that was funny

by PikTheGuy September 4, 2020

Bucket O' Betes

(BUH-kit oh BEE-tees)
A large portion of anything, usually a medley of foods with large amounts of saturated and trans fats. These foods are usually eaten by people with BMI's over 90. Bucket O' Betes is a good, safe alternative to hanging yourself.

I went to Panda the other day, and got a Bucket O' Betes with extra soy sauce and a Dr. Pepper.

by Nicholas Mokover February 17, 2008