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Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005
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Crazier than a bessie bug

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.
by YesOkCool May 22, 2018
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Bessie Hag

A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl
"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"

"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"
by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020
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bessie :)

the bessest bessie of all the bessies.
omg hey bessie :) how r u.
by teufel_17 April 18, 2021
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bessie fox

Known as a fat bitch that doesn't make your crumpet and will leave it up to you to make it.

She likes to make fun of you when you're deep down in pain.
Bessie Fox doesn't care for her family or her pets.
"wait, is that Bessie Fox?"
"Yes, stay out of her way or her fat man boobs might bowl you over!"
by nexymuthamuka July 8, 2019
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Bessy big dick

He has the biggest dick in the world, two feet long and has boned probably every celebrity because his dick is fucking massive.
Sommer ray: Is that Bessy big dick?
Girl 2: give him your consent.
Bessy: let me put it in
by Massive vomit cock October 7, 2019
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The AUNT BESSIE

"What's your favourite sex position?"

"The Aunt Bessie..."

"What's That?"

"I just lay there like a bag of spuds"...
by Duttysoundboyy February 24, 2020
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