Benito

Benitoes are hot and often bald they are Italian and really like the Roman empire and want it to come back. They are often seen with German and Japanese people. They also wear black shirts and sometimes have funny hats, really good at speech making. Whilst they love to show off their masculinity, deep down they are loving and caring and almost certainly will not cheat on you

Did you see Benito?
Yeah the Black shirt? He is dreamy

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

San Benito

The act of bestiality with a sheep.

Harry: Man...I could really go for a San Benito right now.

by Harry March 7, 2005

Benito

The dumbest guy in school. He is very strange and sends really bad memes. He is not really funny and sometimes will occasionally bite something. Normally the best friends name starts with a J or V.

“Hey, Bill. That kid sends such bad memes.”
“Yeah, he’s such a Benito.”

by The Meme Destroyer June 13, 2018

Benito Mussolini

Italian Dictator in the Italian peninsula during 1920's to mid 1940's. Before he established the party "Fascismo" he was a part of the Italian Socialist Party. After seeing Europe plunge into the Great War, the Socialist party was heavily against the war while Mussolini was inspired by it; his vision of spreading his ideals through war. He was kicked out of the party shortly after. He founded his party, the National Fascist Party of Italy. Soon after, Adolf Hitler followed in his footsteps. The era of fascism in Europe had begun, all due to some bald man with a wide jaw-line and a mad painter who didn't get accepted into art school.

Guy 1: Hey who is Benito Mussolini?
Guy 2: He was that bald guy with a thick jaw-line.
Guy 1: Didnt he commit horrible atrocities like Adolf Hitler?
Guy 2: Yeah, no. He almost lost to some bros with sticks.

by Christof B May 28, 2020

Benito Juarez

An indigenous person that is too educated for his inferior race.

-Did you heard that Benito Juarez selling patties?
-Yeah, he sounds cultured for being an Indio.

by Valgon December 1, 2016

Benito

Sexiest person in the room. arrogant , selfish but still caring. tends to be Mr.stealyogirl and desirable. easygoing and charming as well as capable of having deep personal bonding , or at least pretend to have it. You rather learn to love him or hate him. Every relationship with him will leave a scar due to the fact that he is so passionate. He gives no
fucks.

"Oh my god i wish people were more Benito"
"Benito guys are all that matters"
"my goal fuck is a Benito"

by guishorro February 9, 2018

Benito

Shawn Mendes in a photoshoot

“Did you see that photoshoot?”
“Yeah I love Benito in it he’s so hot

by Shawn Mendes fangirl April 7, 2019