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Beheezled

to be so incoherently drunk as to forget your name, whereabouts, and lose most of your motor functions.
Hey baby, yeah I'm not gonna beat around the bush... I'm pretty beheezled. Can I come over?
by Bloodsport June 25, 2009
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Beheanie

I will be wearing my beheanie to the metal show tonight!
by Casperstay Metal. October 28, 2009
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behemoth

OMG WTF!! Look at that behemoth she weighs 500 kg
by Chris// April 18, 2006
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Behemoth Mammoth

The Behemoth Mammoth is an imaginary monster that kills and eats young children. Its place of origin is the church on Bryant Woods Dr. in Princeton, IL, and is often found lurking in the stairwell of that church, waiting for a tasty meal. It comes out just after sundown, and will make its attack(s) from dusk to dawn.
Normally it doesn't come out of its hiding place, but sometimes, if kids are riding their bikes around the parking lot of the church, it will sneak out and chase them, closing in on its prey.
The Behemoth Mammoth is the one mammoth known to have survived the Ice Age. Despite its extraordinary size, it can run at astonishingly fast speeds, easily able to outrun small children.
Though first located in Princeton, it roams throughout the entire state of Illinois, and very few who see it ever live to see the light of day again.
It has been rumored to resemble Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Having lived in Princeton for 9 years of my childhood, the Behemoth Mammoth was one of the monsters my parents frightened me with.
by Malorie May 10, 2006
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Behenji

Hindi. Used in India/ Pakistan/ Indian occupied regions of the UK, Canada. Literal meaning is a respectful term for sister. Also used in a derogatory manner to denote unfashionable, uncool, housewifey sort. Usually dressed in a Punjabi 'suit' (a salwar kameez) speaking almost always in Punjabi or Hindi. Example: Rani Mukherjee, Juhi Chawla, Bhagyashree

Variation: BTM or Behenji Turned Mod. A Behenji who is trying to look hip in a clumsy, obvious manner.
Usage: a) Don't be such a behenji b) What's with all the gold bangles? You look like a behenji.
by The Great Platypus August 24, 2009
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behemoth

largest of any particular beast, a monster
A Rolling Stones production is the behemoth of all rock concerts
by Robin of Locksley February 27, 2010
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behemoth

Star jones is a behemoth of a woman.
by Ayi Delisi January 18, 2005
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