Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.
Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.
by Stagmen October 3, 2017
Get the two bagger and some tape mug.A foul, putrid mix of odors often found inside the trailer/mobile home of a Tea Party Patriot.
The melange of smells includes: cat piss, wet dog, cigarette smoke, dirty laundry, rotting garbage, and cured meats.
The melange of smells includes: cat piss, wet dog, cigarette smoke, dirty laundry, rotting garbage, and cured meats.
by Illegitimate President Trump April 28, 2011
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Buggerance Factor: This is derived from the English slang buggerance meaning an annoyance, an untimely interruption or something else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. Its use became particularly prevalent in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforseen and unforseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities which became known as the Buggerance Factor.
The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project.
The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project.
Malcolm's managed to wangle his way on to the next project!
That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
by Croatalin December 25, 2013
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by mystery_gal February 4, 2017
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by El Presidente 420 April 7, 2017
Get the Eyes are bigger than your dick mug.Stephen: "Who is that old woman who lives on the hill?"
Emma: "It's that old scum bugger, Mary. She likes the bumming."
Emma: "It's that old scum bugger, Mary. She likes the bumming."
by moon_unit December 15, 2008
Get the Scum Bugger mug.A person who expects others to pay for their meals on a date/meeting simply because of their gender or existence
Just because I am a woman, a man is obligated to pay for my meal.
Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.
This is an example of meal ticket beggars
Just because you were the one who did the asking out (even that I would refuse if I wasn't interested in you also but I don't have the guts to do the asking out myself) you have to pay for my meal.
This is an example of meal ticket beggars
by Nickthedick09 October 30, 2009
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