beef Curtains

If a man was to insert his penis/love length in to a womans beaver/twat he would then have to open the beef curtains.This also applied for women who head south to eat the fish kebab !

Please See above as beef curtains speaks for itself

by David Keenan May 30, 2007

[Beef curtains]

Also Known as pussy lips.

I chewed her Beef Curtains.

by Sierra & Ashley March 25, 2007

beef curtains

The use of the produce from abattoirs to block out light from a window.

"My bay windows have beef curtains"

by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002

Beef Curtains

Long, saggy and hanging pussy lips.

With her legs spread, Tori could stretch her beef curtains out 4" inches.

by Raj` August 20, 2008

beef curtain

woman's vagina

1. Oh wow, what a beef curtain she must have!

by stunani June 30, 2009

Beef Curtains

Piss flaps

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum

by Funny guy 199 March 13, 2017