Named after the legendary soccer curves of David Beckham. It is when you get curved so hard its only right to put beckham's name in the word.
James: I really like you jessie and I was wo-
Jessie: No. I don't date guys with small dicks and big toes.
Tyrone: damn this nigga got beckhamed.
Jessie: No. I don't date guys with small dicks and big toes.
Tyrone: damn this nigga got beckhamed.
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In any case, a beccamorto was a person during the middle ages that used to inflict pain, via a forceful bite to the finger or toe of a presumed deceaded person to ascertain whether or not they were indeed dead. This during the middleages when the life span of man was around 40-45 year and sanitation almost non-existant.
In short, "becca" = to beak, that is, to bite and "morto" = dead. To beak the dead (to find out whether they're really dead following a forceful bite to a finger or toe.)
Use beccamorto to describe someone that does not take care of their own appearance, holds a dubious role in society, looks like a stunned mullet, et cetera et cetera
In any case, a beccamorto was a person during the middle ages that used to inflict pain, via a forceful bite to the finger or toe of a presumed deceaded person to ascertain whether or not they were indeed dead. This during the middleages when the life span of man was around 40-45 year and sanitation almost non-existant.
In short, "becca" = to beak, that is, to bite and "morto" = dead. To beak the dead (to find out whether they're really dead following a forceful bite to a finger or toe.)
Use beccamorto to describe someone that does not take care of their own appearance, holds a dubious role in society, looks like a stunned mullet, et cetera et cetera
Luigi, call the beccamorto - Casanova's carriage has just run over that fishwife.
Man, look at that miscegenated wigger with his pants around his arse - what a beccamorto.
Man, look at that miscegenated wigger with his pants around his arse - what a beccamorto.
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