Beaveritis

Inflamation of the brain from being obseesed with beavers.

When I can't sleep I get beaveritis.

by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018

Beavering

The act of going out to meet women.

Bro 1: Hey man, you up for beavering tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah! Lets go meet some single ladies!

by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 7, 2021

beaver

a canadian magazine, about life in Canada.

your a real beaver to have universal health care

by whovean February 5, 2010

Beaverization

The seductive draw or the lure to a wet Beaver.You just cant resists...

She opend her legs and Beaverization took place,a was sucked in like a bit of tin with a large magnet...

by bad_habit January 21, 2011

Beaver

Great creature that has greatly cute teeth and tails.

That cute beaver is soooooooooooooooooo cute.

by AviverTheBeaver April 1, 2019

Beaver

The nickname of the character of "Cassidy Casablancas" that starred on two seasons of "Veronica Mars" but committed suicide at end of S2.

ME: "I got Season 2 of Veronica Mars, and I watched the final episode of S2 last night, and all I can say is it was SO shocking!"
YOU: "I HATE Beaver! I can't believe what he did to Veronica and to Mac, and blowing up that plane, and I was SO shocked when he jumped off the roof!"

by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009

No beaver

A condition in which a male suffers from a lack of vaginal contact. Often used in a derogatory manner, when referring to closet homosexuals.

Cletus: Geez, that Simon is looking sad.
Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.
Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008