comfort bearding

The act of growing a beard through times of great stress or hardship, usually to bring a sense of light relief to that person's life. Generally associated with tedious exam diets and/or feelings of complete ineptitude.

Dude, did you see the size of Jason's beard the other day?

Yeah man, he's been comfort bearding for the last month. These exams are soul-destroying.

by StingoftheRing May 26, 2011

bearding

working as someone's beard (a person which pretends to be together with someone who is gay)

X:'Oh, I hate Eleanor Calder so much!'
Y:'C'mon, she's just bearding! It's her job!'

by heybabeowareyou February 23, 2014

beadies

herbal-type cigarettes that have no filkter or papers and are rolled in leaves and tied with a string. come in different flavors, are bought at Hemptations etc.

"dude, no weed? oh well, i brought some beadies"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Beautifoul

Something or someone that seems lovely, but in all actuality is fetid.

Paris Hilton is so beautifoul.

by Bridellwyn August 11, 2008

BEAuTIFUK

A concept that unites the words "beauty" and "fuck". It's used to symbolize a person who is still beautiful despite challenging traditional beauty, as if saying "fuck (the standardised concepts of) beauty!".

Lee: Dang, that big girl is smokin'!
Ariane: You're right, she's BEAuTIFUK.

by ViaD'Agem September 6, 2017

beautificus

When something ridiculously, beautiful. Or Something is so beautiful its ridiculous. It could also refer to something so good its beautifully ridiculous.

This new strain of weed is beautificus!

by Vinny Verde July 16, 2021

Father Beading

Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.

Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...

by LilAW June 8, 2011