Thanos beatbox

Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda

Verblase: Thanos beatbox time
Thanos: Boom buda boom lemme show you how to scratch it Boom buda beta be buta be buta boom ba bum be bum de bum ba buda

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń April 20, 2020

Beat Your Meat

Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.

Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!

by HornyPornoAddict June 7, 2023

Type beat

Mostly used after someone’s name.

Basically saying that that is something the person would do.

Mary: Uhh! Haley is soo annoying and childish! Why is she still playing with dolls
Jason: she gives off a jojo siwa type beat.

by Omwttyn May 18, 2019

Beat It

A term usually meant to tell others to go away or leave you alone and might even be another way to tell people to fuck off considering how the word beat is commonly associated with the male term for masturbation

"Beat it man, all you do is cause trouble"

by Immovable Spirit August 12, 2016

Batyote

A hybrid animal with the body of a bat and a head of a cyote who fights crime at night. Origin: Jon Lajoie.

Last night I swear I saw Batyote!

by TrulyPerfect July 30, 2011

Beat Off Coma

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).

Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.

by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010

beat by the gods

someone talented with the art of cosmetics slayed her makeup to a new level.

Cindy: oo gurl who did your makeup?
Janice: I got beat by the gods.
Cindy & Janice: okuuurrr *finger snaps in unison

by RunsWithJello January 20, 2017