Beattie

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.

Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!

by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019

Lucas Beatty

some stupid cunt who thinks hes perfect and better than everyone else and he is an embarrassment to other people. he will forever be a dumb cunt with a toxic past and a toxic present

hey you know that stupid fuck named Lucas BEATTY" and he says "oh yeah that toxic cunt what about him" and i say "HIS DADDY DID THE DEAD"

by kfkffkffkkfkkf October 02, 2018

Matthew Beattie

A name for any man standing at 6ft 5 and built like a brick. Do not mess with this man he will batter u.

Fuck me that Matthew Beattie is really tall and scary person. Not messing with him

by Suiiiii2004 November 03, 2021

tucker beatty

Tucker is a very cool guy everyone should adore.

Girl: Who is Tucker Beatty?
Me: He is a very cool guy and you should adore him.

by cmarr06 December 16, 2019

will beatty

A sexy young guy who is all ways wanting to have a girl

I love a will beatty

by That guy bob November 28, 2017

Dirty Beatty

When you have sex with a man, in the bathroom of a Casey’s General Store.

Daniel: did you hear about the dude who did a dirty beatty last night

by Lil dick the goat November 19, 2023

Jasper Beatty

This is a guy who is really hot and he loves to fuck random people in their asses because he’s gay af

Look at that guy raping that random guy must be a Jasper Beatty

by Stfo if fufuy March 23, 2023