Beat your Meat

Masterbation in an up and down motion.(preformed by male or females willing to do it for you.)

Marcus almost got caught beating his meat.

by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

Beat your meat

To tenderise and loosen a piece of meat before cooking to allow ease while cutting and eating, and also actions such as stuffing, rolling, and skewering are easier.
This technique is generally done with meat mallets or with naturally occurring enzymes. For the former solution, pressure must be applied evenly over the meat or else if pounded too hard, it may break.

Jarvis prefers his meat soft and juicy. Be sure to beat your meat before marinating it.

by I'm online March 4, 2019

beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

by white firecracker April 20, 2017

Meat Beat Mania

An endless gauntlet of meat beating. Nut after nut after nut. Consists of only one person. Any more parties involved turns this into a Nut Bust Bonanza.

1. After discovering internet porn, Ronnie decided it was time for a good 'ol Meat Beat Mania session.
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"

by Riven Main 420 June 24, 2017

Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"

by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023

beats his meat

Fast up and down motion of the hand while grasping the male genitalia.

This guy likes to smoke a bowl after he beats his meat.

by Greenguy420 February 4, 2015

I beat my meat

to masturbate

Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.

by Dab a Ranch May 4, 2017