beatemupj1

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by Baby_Lungzz777 September 4, 2022

Joe beardmore

A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.

“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”

by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018

Beardmored

To get so out of your mind on ketamine that you can't even make it to the toilet and have to reach for the closest possible vessel to piss in, or piss your pants.

"the place resembled a crime scene, as if a person had been held captive against their will for years and had then made a sudden escape from the squalor. There were pint glasses of piss everywhere and the room looked like it had been burgled. Chad had definitely spent the night getting Beardmored."

by Badder Beardless March 22, 2019

Crystal bearer

One who bears crystals

man taylor is the biggest crystal bearer out there!

by Tiny crystal bearer January 2, 2011

penis bearer

Term used by women as a generic reference in place of "a man" or "a guy." Used primarily in the context of tasks requiring particular masculine qualities, such as strength, or when alluding to generalized masculine stereotypes of behavior or attitude.

"How are we going to get all these boxes moved?" "Oh, I'm sure we can find a penis bearer to do it for us."

"You know once we get this all set up, some penis bearer is just going to tell us we did it all wrong."

by elea26 August 14, 2008

bearmeat

Any tender male morsel that might be seen as prey for a gay "bear."

Steve realized his blunder as he walked into the Blue Oyster Bar and all the men in attendance locked eyes on him as fresh bearmeat!

by digitaldevil April 16, 2009

bearea

an area where there is considerable population of bears

hiker #1-do you want to camp here?
hiker #2-no this looks like a total bearea

by chompyterwilliger July 17, 2010