Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

Barnsley

When one has an unexpected semi erection.

Derived from Football commentators saying "and barnsley with an unexpected semi" whenever the team gets to the semi finals of anything.

I checked this girl out when I was in starbucks and got a barnsley

by Old Matey August 20, 2011

mrs. beardsly

The A-sexual pervert your friends told you about last week

That is the mrs. beardsly looking at you right now

by Looloofap November 11, 2018

Beardsexual

The sexual attraction to a man or woman with a beard.

Haylie: Did you see Spencer? He has such a beautiful beard, I want to date him because of it.
Stanley: You are most certainly Beardsexual.

by Sonofhorror1995 March 25, 2016

Beasley

to pull a Beasley is to comically clash with your coworkers

Man oh man, Ron's pull'n a Beasley on Barbs again

by OfficeCubicle December 7, 2017

Only in Barnsley

When something is so bizarrely weird and awkward, that you scarcasticly use the term "Only in Barnsley", said in a tyke accent, to break the awkward/wtf silence

For instance, " A person that is so clearly hammered/high, that they're dancing round in the middle of the street shirtless" that your response is "only in Barnsley, said in a tyke accent"

by Clarkie73 April 26, 2019

Bardsley

Bardsley is the ultimate pussy slayer. Watch out because he will steal your girl and eat her out for hours. all the girls want Bardsley's goods if you know what I mean. Bardsley has a unique sense of style that says "i will fuck your girl for hours WHILE her parents are home". Bardsley is also very good at academics, he excels in all subjects as well as his favorite hobby: pussy eating. Another activity a Bardsley loves is mountain biking. He whips around the trails riding his bike like he rides your mom with his 10 inch shlong. Watch out for my guy Bardlsey because he is one machine of a man, and a good guy too!

That Bardsley guy made my girlfriend walk funny! >:(

I wish Bardsley would give me his signature tongue tornado.

by yeahbroo May 16, 2017