Yo shut up, you're such a reet.
by RubberBandLegs November 21, 2018
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U.S. military term, more specifically in the Air Force, used to describe someone who knows nothing outside the military. They live on their knees with the dicks and jizz of leadership in their mouth. They live and die by regulations. Don’t ever get caught with hands in your pocket or a string hanging off your uniform with a Reet nearby.
SSgt Dickhole is a god damn Reet

Look at those reets correcting uniform discrepancies. Nothing gets me more fired up bud!
by Reet God January 23, 2018
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A word to describe someone who is retarded. Sometimes said slowly.
Jimmy got an F in the test, what a reet.

"Hey Jimmy, I'm pregnant."

"Reeeeeet!"
by proutyboyxoxo November 22, 2009
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Reet's ..Individual Retail Investors, the average
trader who is either Short , Long, and/ or day traders.
Hedge Funds manipulate the market, making it hard for
Reet's to get a decent order filled on any stock, on any given day.
by Corswecan June 16, 2008
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