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dick basket

1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter.

2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.
1. That guy is a real dick basket.

2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one.
2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.
by Brian Callaghan October 28, 2007
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Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.
I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.
by bramsadford November 30, 2021
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Smurfs Basket

A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.
don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"
by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010
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Smurf Basket

The result of prolonged and over-enthusiastic deep throat where the lips turn blue from suffocation and vomit fills the mouth from gag reflex.
Jenny never sucked cock again after her excitement led to a Smurf Basket on her first time.
by SammySallyForth November 24, 2010
mugGet the Smurf Basketmug.

basket ass

when you shove basketballs into your asshole to shit them out again on snapchat.
Sean: look at this girl doing basket ass
Xavier: Bro WTf is wrong with you?
by Xman_Slayer November 7, 2019
mugGet the basket assmug.

Bone Basket

1. The extra plate, container or basket provided when dining on ribs to place your gnawed, meatless bones in after consuming great BBQ ribs.

2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.

3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
1. Roger went to the rib festival and they gave him a bone basket.

2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.

3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
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