Warthunder

An advanced version of psychological torture that attempts to lure you in either through an intricate reward system, or by force. Not only does Gaijin attempt to rob you of your emotional stability, they will finesse your wallet, and bounce your APFSDS shell on a light tank too. This form of deranged psychological masochistic warfare has never fucking been seen before at this level.

Warthunder
*muffled sounds of screaming and explosions

by Normal-Guy June 6, 2021

flaming bartender

a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.

"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"

by Coady March 12, 2007

Bartender

A person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar.

The bartender is making my drink.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

bartender

A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.

Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground

by Monsieur bon cote August 1, 2009

Bartinder

Verb, When you Tinder at the bar, especially drunk, can be shortened to Bartinding.

John: Man, I bartindered last night and met this hot chick.

Dave: Bartinding is so fun!

by BloodyGuy September 8, 2014

Bartinder

The guy who sells drinks

Do you know who Bartinder is? He is the guy that sells drinks!

by IAmBartinder September 24, 2019