Jayden Barnett

This person is a legend. A sigma. Whenever women see him they bow down to him hoping they could become one of his partners. This person is the most masculine man ever to exist. He is the straightest male ever never to become lgbtq+. All men respect him and all women want him. He is the man with the biggest cock n balls and a toned muscular light skin body. He has black curly hair a strong jawline with a constant stoic expression.

Woman 1: Omg is that Jayden Barnett?!
Woman 2: Wow he’s so amazing and perfect

by FollowerOfJayden May 25, 2023

Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).

Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!

by Old Runner November 18, 2023

Kennedy Estelle Barnett

if you meet someone named this, my guess they are probably bipolar asf and usually on drugs, or atleast acts like it. Basically, they are the wild child of the group.

Girl 1: you hanging out with Kennedy Estelle Barnett today?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s wild!

by urhomie.e July 12, 2022

Baz Barnett

An overly long forehead due to the hair line receding or obscure hair colouring.

Fuck me you have a Baz Barnett

by Bivop May 29, 2017

Barnette

A pedophile (mostly used as an insult)

Why are you looking at that little girl?
You must be a barnette.

by DarkyWolf March 11, 2022

Barnett

A three in one two timer who distributes his time equally between rampant drug usage and deviant sexual encounters. Lives in the past and PISSES on floors to mark territory and establish dominance. Lies for entertainment purposes.

That Barnett has wasted more time fishing but he must be a goldfish himself because he does the same shit every day. A rerun.

by Dailgailgog November 3, 2019