barlob

A bad ass individual that hop's bar to bar picking fights. A heavy drinker who seems to always be acting bad ass.

"Don't spend the evening with Ryan, he's a barlob. you could get yourself into trouble."

by AnthonyZI October 10, 2011

barfowl

Populous (sluts, douchebags) that frequents scandalous bars, taverns, clubs, etc.… to the point that it is their home and sanctuary.

I always tell my married friends that there is a look but don't touch policy at the bars, beware of the barfowl

by duitbrains October 4, 2013

barfomat

Someone so sick that can't stop throwing up

Last night Mike got so sick. He was just a big fucking barfomat.

by Kroppa December 27, 2013

barfbait

1) (noun) Something that makes you want to barf just by looking at it or otherwise being reminded of it.

2) (noun) Something you think of to make yourself throw up.

3) (verb) To make yourself (or someone else) throw up with the use of a thought about something or someone you/they find repulsive.

"I'm not saying he's ugly, but... his face is the best barfbait a man can ask for."

"Attractive my ass. I barfbaited myself by scrolling through your Instagram profile."

"That cake is barfbait."

by Firegold September 3, 2016

barfocals

The phenomenon whereupon people appear to become better looking the drunker you get. See also beer goggles.

I could tell Josh had his barfocals on when he started hitting on the local bar skank.

by nostrilnick January 11, 2017

barffbagged

1. Throwing up in a vagina for any reason.

James: Last night I got so drunk I think I barffbagged that hoe.

Joe: That's gross ! I did that last month when my wife started her period when I ate her out.

by obsidian zombie October 27, 2017

barfonbooty

An uncommon swear word usually used as an insult. You can hear this word the most while listening to small children between ages 7-10. Although it is rather vulgar, parents and the older audience view it as a made up insult children use. It is an alternative to the phrase “screw up”, in the noun form.

“Jimmy the sand castle, it’s ruined!”
“Oh no! Let’s rebuild it!”
“You do it, barfonbooty!”

by Leo P September 1, 2018