banner ads

Stupid annoying bastards that flash and glow vapidly in the furthest outreach of most websites, frequenting porno sites the most; these will try and get you to buy something stoopid and pointless or join a stoopid and pointless club in order to buy something stoopid and pointless.
Those disco lookin' banner ads are REALLY getting on my nerves. I think I'll throw my monitor out the window now.
by YourCloud July 10, 2003
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carry the banner

1)Taking a long walk on the streets...
2)An album (originally an EP) by 'Pinhead Gunpowder' - Billie Joe Armstrong's (lead guitarist and singer from Green Day) side band.
I'm going to carry the banner for a while
by LydiaR December 14, 2006
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Banner off

To go away. To be told to make yourself absent, or disappear from view.
"Daaaaaad, can I have 20p for the icecream maaaan?"
"No you can't, banner off, I'm watching Bullseye on the telly"
by MrG0d January 08, 2009
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banner ads

Images on the internet in the shape of a long rectangle, they are advertisements than link to other websites.
by Chad July 08, 2003
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Bullshit Banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.
by Government Glasses November 10, 2020
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bullshit banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.
by Government Glasses November 10, 2020
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banner scanner

A person who reads the text banner, without opening up the chat, in order to preview what was typed and not have to leave somebody on "read".
I sent a text to that girl, but it's out undelivered. I think she is a banner scanner, and doesn't want to let me know that she has read my text.
by boogiek March 22, 2023
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