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Internet Band-Aid

When someone on the internet whines about their life just so they can get a shitload of people to put an emotional "band-aid" on said user by feeling sorry for him/her. These are the same type of people that censor their YouTube comment section or complain about trivial shit like "cyber bullying". Most commonly seen on Facebook where bitches are always talking about how "broken" they are.
Half of all female Facebook users utilize internet band-aids.
by thisplacesucksass March 16, 2014
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White Bandana

Many people think a white bandana is gang related but it actually means unity. It makes different groups of people coming together, but for a positive cause.
"you gunna get shot out here reppin a color; throw on this white bandana and we can all bang together."
by Trouser_Taco69 March 4, 2017
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sueltame en banda

sueltame en banda que tu me tiene cansao/a
by lola la loka July 10, 2010
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Twice Baked Doritos

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos
"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"
by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015
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Naked Brothers Band

A sign of the apocalypse.

It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!

The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.

When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.

The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.

I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.

I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."
by urmomlol April 5, 2007
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Marching Band

Where were you Friday night?
At a football game, marching at halftime.
What about Saturday?
Marching Contest.
Sunday?
Practicing for Region Band.
Monday after school? Tuesday? Every other day of the school week?
Marching practice. Come on, you think I have another life or something?
by snaregirl August 21, 2003
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the cake been baked

Whats done is done and cannot be taken back now.
The deal is done, and the cake been baked. Fuck em, we ball.
by bigredd850 October 30, 2013
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