Bandaid

Groupie, Homies. Gromies. GIrls that are there when you need them. or if you wanna be more polite "muses"

I went through a whole pack of bandaids last week. I can barely feel my dick anymore.

by BloodyHellMate February 20, 2015

grampy's bandaid

when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it

Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.

by An. quadrimaculatus April 24, 2023

Bandaid water

A very weak person(like weak tea)

Oh my goodness, the last time there was an issue he was bandaid water and couldn’t even defend himself.

by CoCo1777 July 6, 2025

redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.

When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .

by P E N G U I N May 23, 2023

Dirty Bandaid

1. When your partner uses a wet and dirty bandaid as a condom and it gets lost up in her junk.
2. A bandaid covered in puss and discharge
3. The name of a muslim thug formerly known as Sean Oleary.

1. Yo I just gave my girl a dirty bandaid in the shed when my parents weren't home.
2. I saw that nigga Dirty Bandaid across the block the other day, he's a damn thug terrorist.

by JT the sodomizer June 9, 2016

Bandaid Buggy

A slang word for an ambulance

Call the bandaid buggy, Joe just broke his ankle.

by Sugarkryptonite December 14, 2024

Bandaid bitch

A female a man uses to fulfill his own needs but has no intentions of being in a magonomous relationship. A temporary feel better especially after a break up.

Man, this breakup is rough. Fuck that " LOVE" Shit I need to find me a "Bandaid Bitch"

by DirtyD530 June 17, 2022