Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

BALLS MY FUCKED

YOU JACK ASS

relax take a deep breath. NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP BALLS MY FUCKEDN U80WREY

by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 April 21, 2021

Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit

Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????

by Vaksej November 8, 2021

fuck balls

its kind of like saying "Fuck!" but cooler...

oh fuck balls It seems I've inadvertently let slip my writing implement!

by ExistentialEggs December 15, 2023

Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.

I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.

by Ima HughJ Hoare February 7, 2023

Ball-Fuck

Where a man thrusts into either a vagina or anus using every inch of his penis, going ball deep.

Antonio: "Bro I totally Ball-Fucked Amy last night!"

Nick: "Nice Bro! BALLS DEEP!"

*Highfive*

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

by cockwafer June 13, 2024