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Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit
Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????
by Vaksej November 8, 2021
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BALLS MY FUCKED

relax take a deep breath. NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP BALLS MY FUCKEDN U80WREY
by UNCLE BOY NI84Y053265 April 21, 2021
mugGet the BALLS MY FUCKEDmug.

Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.
I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.
by Ima HughJ Hoare February 7, 2023
mugGet the Fuck-balledmug.

Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.
*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!
by Messy Garden November 4, 2023
mugGet the Eye Fucking Ballsmug.

Ball-fuck

Tearing open someone's balls and stuffing your cock inside and directing it through the other's cock so you can wear it like a hoodie for your woodie
bro 1: down to ball-fuck?

bro 2: yeah, but your sack is the open one
by potatoewithnoeye July 16, 2025
mugGet the Ball-fuckmug.

Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.
Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane
by shots2299 March 24, 2020
mugGet the Weston Holy Fuck Ballmug.

your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
mugGet the your balls are fucked matemug.

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