Balding

A new and improved deffiniton for "Balling" It means wealthy. Simply because wealthy people are balding NOT balling.

1) A rich man walks into a room and you immediately say that guy is Balding.

2) You walk into a party with many wealthy people. You say this party is Balding.

by Royalty Ca$h March 1, 2010

bald

adj. the property of having equal to or less than the amount of hair possessed by Zach Becker (a.k.a. bald kid)

Zach Becker has a low self-esteem and often cries because he is bald.

by Webster's Dictionary November 22, 2004

bald

Categorically bad. Lacking any goodness.

"Wrecking my car was totally bald! Now I have no wheels to get back and forth to my bald job that I need to pay for this crappy, bald apartment I'm renting in this bald small town."

by slide23 January 26, 2005

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

bald freddy

edited version of the actor Freddy Carter (Shadow and Bone, Free Rein) in which he is depicted with no hair. These pictures have circulated around social media and are often created by individuals and then shared on Instagram and Tiktok.

"what did you do today?"
"I edited pictures of Bald Freddy"
"Very cool"

by intrxpide July 7, 2021

Bald Martin

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

by The truth giver December 17, 2019

bald snatch

A completely shaved adult pubis

Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".

by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018