baked all my beans

When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.
My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.
by beanbaker December 13, 2018
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Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink
Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”
by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025
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bushes baked beans

When you cum on a girl who has a bush
Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl
by Andrewsium December 30, 2017
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baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.
baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
by Olly Hall August 21, 2008
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Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
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