baked 

to have so much dough(money) that it needs to be baked.

teen#1 maaaaaaaaan i seen a 50 cent vid and this guy had so much dough that it was baked.

teen#2ikr man i wish i could have that

baked by BBB100 June 13, 2011

Baked 

Baked is a word commonly used to describe being high on cannabis. However, this word is used regularly.. it is somewhat restricted to people who smoke 'Sprayed Weed' (the nasty shit). In other words someone who is yet to be a cannabis connoisseur.

Wow man! I'm Fuckin Baked!

Baked by connoisseur101 June 27, 2010

Baked 

Sexy , Just Right , Super Cute

Dang That Boy Is Baked

Baked by CeeCeeBaeeBayyy November 25, 2011

Baked 

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.

'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'

Baked by avantgardeporn March 24, 2016

Baked 

Really fucking high, but not as high as a highgasm

Damn dude, I am so baked right now...

Baked by Asparrowwithmachineguns July 21, 2016

baked 

to be high on marijuana

dude i'm so baked

baked by lazboi September 1, 2016

Baked 

The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life

Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked

Baked by Lil Potato June 24, 2017