by 177477 August 26, 2008
Get the Bafro mug.A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
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"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
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by gbomc October 10, 2022
Get the Balrog mug.Bafroom is a polite way of saying "I'm about to fart really loud!. Alot!" Or " poop"
"I gotta use the Bafroom" is not to be confused with " can I use the bathroom" or "can I have a bathroom break". They are different.
"I gotta use the bafroom" are typically known to be more frequent breaks and can last anywhere from 35 minutes to 2 to 4 hours or more in some cases.
When a person says they gotta "use the bafroom" , and if they offer you to go before them, please take them up on the offer .. but do it quickly if you can because they're probably holding in an extremely loud fart followed by several more extremely loud farts.
"I gotta use the Bafroom" is not to be confused with " can I use the bathroom" or "can I have a bathroom break". They are different.
"I gotta use the bafroom" are typically known to be more frequent breaks and can last anywhere from 35 minutes to 2 to 4 hours or more in some cases.
When a person says they gotta "use the bafroom" , and if they offer you to go before them, please take them up on the offer .. but do it quickly if you can because they're probably holding in an extremely loud fart followed by several more extremely loud farts.
Nutty Buddy: I'm fixin to use the bathroom.
Honey bunny: right now!?
Nutty buddy: (fart) scuse me scuse me
Honey bunny: what tha fuck!? That's ignorant. You're rude!
Nutty Buddy: How!?
Honey bunny: That's gross.
Nutty Buddy: How?! Baby that's a natural thing my body does. You're body must not do that. (Yeah idk what you did the other morning.. mf stank so bad woke me up from a dead sleep!)
Honey Bunny: What?
Nuddy buddy: Nothing bae(fart) scuse me scuse baby you cool.
Honey bunny: (standing in the bathroom open door frame) gross. ##++#$++ sick ass broke ass bitch ass stank ass shit f this f that
Honey Bunny: (aggressively leaves the bathroom and connects blue tooth speaker)
Nutty Buddy continues using the bafroom with the door open while listening to bae rap off beat.
Nutty Buddy : I love you Honey Bunny!!
Honey bunny: I love you more Nutty buddy!
Honey bunny: right now!?
Nutty buddy: (fart) scuse me scuse me
Honey bunny: what tha fuck!? That's ignorant. You're rude!
Nutty Buddy: How!?
Honey bunny: That's gross.
Nutty Buddy: How?! Baby that's a natural thing my body does. You're body must not do that. (Yeah idk what you did the other morning.. mf stank so bad woke me up from a dead sleep!)
Honey Bunny: What?
Nuddy buddy: Nothing bae(fart) scuse me scuse baby you cool.
Honey bunny: (standing in the bathroom open door frame) gross. ##++#$++ sick ass broke ass bitch ass stank ass shit f this f that
Honey Bunny: (aggressively leaves the bathroom and connects blue tooth speaker)
Nutty Buddy continues using the bafroom with the door open while listening to bae rap off beat.
Nutty Buddy : I love you Honey Bunny!!
Honey bunny: I love you more Nutty buddy!
by djbexxx March 26, 2023
Get the Bafroom mug.A racial slur towards black females. Twitch user LowTierGod A.K.A. Dale Wilson uses this term regularly on stream.
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