Bugminton

The futile act of swatting at Noseeums. Mosquito Pong.

Dale and Earl spent most of the summer evening playing Bugminton. Drinking beer on the porch and swatting at mosquitos. They should buy a bugzapper.

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009

bainton

when your homie has plans with you but instead ditches you for his woman

"i was gonna chill with rog last night but he pulled a bainton on me"

by nick December 27, 2002

Bagminton

When two other poeple tongue another man's scrotum while he stands over them.

Ron had a fetish for masturbating while his neighbors used him for a game of bagminton.

by emackn August 11, 2007

badmanting

Extremely bad

Woahh you're sooo badmanting

by NectarineTree December 2, 2013

Bainton

Bainton (adj) Masturbating all the time and generally dirty.

Dude that was really bainton man; you didnt shower for a week and masturbated 60 times between monday and saturday.

by MKellso October 18, 2004

Madminton

When players get mad during a game of badminton, and start behaving erratically.

Takes place after a disagreement about whether the birdie landed in or out-of-bounds or when taunting or skunking occurs, among other anger inducing drama on the field.

Players become extra aggresive, swinging violently (often times hitting the net), shouting frequent explicitives.

Dude, stop playing madminton! If you keep hitting it out-of-bounds like that, we'll never catch up.

by [art] August 7, 2008

indian badmitten

a way to play badmitten, and sexually pleasure yourself at the same time.
the badmitten racket is inserted in ones anus, and players assume an autofellatio position, and proceed to hit the birdie wiith their ass-rackets.

Bro 1:dude, im mad horny. wanna play some indian badmitten?
Bro 2:sure thing, bro. you gotta help me insert my racket in ass.

by Cockmuncher23 October 18, 2010