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badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals
I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.
by theanarchist July 21, 2013
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boogerman

fat, smelly, up in your face person who tends to sweat profusely; A guy who constanlty attempts to attract the oposite sex when having no shot; Will conversate for hours on phone with member of same sex claming that all females want him; obssesed with jordan apparel
Wow! Boogerman got shot down again

We could of gotten those girls if boogerman wasn't here
by Big-T November 4, 2004
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bangerrang

A punk rock band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA. They're a 2-man band with a guitarist/vocalist and a drummer. They play short fast sloppy songs usually about non-nonsensical and often vulgar topics, but sometimes they write serious songs promoting or celebrating anarchist ideals.
bob: Hey friend, I sure am in the mood for some good old fashioned punk rock music, any suggestions?

Randy: well Bob, if you want to jump around and drink a lot of PBR and get smelly, you should go to a Bangerrang concert.

Bob: oh really?

Randy: Bob, it's great fun. but remember to drink a lot ok?
by f3hjdjh229dd July 5, 2009
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Badgering

The act of doing something for benefit, whether it be for self benefit or for someone else's benefit. Usually involves trying to get someone else to do something for you.
Steve was badgering hard last night, i think he brought home that canadian girl.

Joe keeps badgering me, he is always in such a rush.

Gio is trying to badger me for a haircut.
by ODPSuave28 November 13, 2011
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badgerbadgerbadger.com

An EVIL twisted hipnotic well concooted scheme to dominate the world, created by someone on a LSD trip.
(after watching it for 4 hours)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY ARE COMING THEY ARE COMING!"
by Zamite March 22, 2005
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badgerbadgerbadger

Now has another parody- footballbadgers.com
footie footie footie footie footie footie ENGLAND ENGLAND!
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
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badgermilk

Creamy, tasty substance that comes from Badgers. Coveted for it's silky taste, great for all milk products. Only produced by special Badgers, badgermilk is a rare and creamy substance,
"Yo homes can I get some milk?" Freddy Asked. "Nope, but I got something even better." His friend said. "BADGERMILK"
by Eat A Badger January 5, 2009
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