A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 14, 2015
Get the backwoods brush apemug. A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.
Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011
Get the Backwoods Keg Partymug. To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.
Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?
Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex
Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex
by scooter the chubby chaser September 20, 2016
Get the backwoods hot dog slidemug. The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018
Get the Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledrivermug. 3 gram cannabis blunt rolled in a backwood of choice, and paper . Rolled to perfection with circles on each side of the blunt.
Yo can I get a Rami blunt?
That’s a big blunt- that’s a Rami blunt
Is that backwood have a 8th in it?
Do you want to smoke a Rami wood
*a Rami backwood is a backwood with anywhere from 2-3.5 grams inside
That’s a big blunt- that’s a Rami blunt
Is that backwood have a 8th in it?
Do you want to smoke a Rami wood
*a Rami backwood is a backwood with anywhere from 2-3.5 grams inside
by COOLGUY333222 November 15, 2020
Get the RAMI BACKWOODmug. When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs
by Eskegit May 27, 2021
Get the Backwoods Colonoscopymug. Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.
by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022
Get the Backwoods Mafiamug.