backseatsman

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.

1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"

by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006

Trey Cappalot’s Backshot

This is the Backshot of the stereotypical skinny black guy trey cappalot who’s Backshot is impossible to handle.

Nobody can handle that skinny nigga Trey Cappalot’s Backshot!

by Keemmcmeme August 23, 2019

backshot

To perform a backshot, you gotta screw somebody from behind, bareback. either hole will do. Now, when you pull out instead of blowin it internal-like, and jizz on her back, THAT'S a backshot.

A good one will hit her hair, a great one will hit the far wall.

Watch any generic white people porn, and I'm sure you'll get a great example in no time.

by Zemek1s July 5, 2005

Backhouse

An affectionate term for an utterly foolish, stupid or inadequate person. One who is deficient in judgment, sense, and understanding.

Josh turned up to work without his trousers again.
"Oh Josh, you've been a complete and utter Backhouse!"

by kjahfkjsagf October 14, 2022

The Buckshot

The process of getting completely blitzed via shotgunning 5 (or more) brews consecutively in a row.

A.K.A. a straight shot to a hook up with any other participates.

The Buckshot is the very first Pussy Magnet.

by F.F. Watters May 3, 2010

Backshot

When the female sinks in or arches her back while on her knees and hands on the floor. The male proceeds to enter her vagina while she's in that position. It is recommend that the females throw their ass back while in that position and the male grabs her hair and slaps her ass a few times while saying dominant words.

My back is messed up from that wicked backshot last night.

by Jamaicandothis July 4, 2017

Scatman buckshot

When standing over a girl as she fingers your prostate from your anus. so you can simultaneously Blow a load on her belly and blast watery lube filled shit all over her chest and or face.

Dude that chick was kinky last night she let me scatman buckshot her.

by dutchscum April 20, 2009