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backseat babysitter

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward
Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!
by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019
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Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping
Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.
by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024
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Daycare With no Babysitter

Used to describe a fandom (or group of people) that acts chaotic for no good reason.
Person 1: Hey, I heard ya got into a new fandom! How was it?
Person 2: Oh god, it was horrible, it was like a daycare with no babysitter in there. I'm only in it for the characters by this point.
by -msaw- February 15, 2022
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Babysitter

by oh boi:p June 6, 2019
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Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.
"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".
by swollen_member September 28, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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