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brosé

A. A pink wine enjoyed with friends, or your bros.

B. A pink wine served at a brodown.

C. A pink wine enjoyed so regularly, you know it like you would know one of your bros.

D. All of the above.
Let's chill and have some brosé tonight.

or:

"Are you going to the brodown?"
"Yeah, and I'm bringing the brosé."

or:

I like the Peyrassol so much it's not just a rosé, it's a brosé.
by cup.half.full December 9, 2011
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Brosen One

A man who is born to lead all bros; Son of Broseidon, lord of the Brocean.
Bro 1: I heeard the Brosen One has arrived...

Bro 2: Dude thats awesome! Lets go join the brosession.

Bro 1: Righteous! I am so stoked.
by Broganite July 23, 2010
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Related Words
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Brosef Stalin

A bro, who notices there are too many nerds at a party and kicks them out into the cold for the sake of the hosts street cred and to create a enhanced party atmosphere. Reminiscent of Stalin exiling academics to Siberia for the stability of the USSR.
Jim: There's way too many nerds at this party.

Steve: Yeah we need a Brosef Stalin to get shot of them.
by Francis_Higgins November 15, 2011
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Blosed

When one cuts ones genitals during foreplay
"Im gonna blosed you if you dont hand back my phone."
"Did you hear during the party John blosed Jane while they were in Paul's bed?"
by ABirdyCalledSam August 22, 2009
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broser

Play on the word poser, describes a girl who tries way too hard to appear bro-like with the hope of impressing guys. A broser can be found at the beer pong table, wearing some guy's snapback, shotgunning beers, & taking many pictures captioned "my boys".
*Girl walks into a party wearing a Bass Pro Shops hat, yelling about how long she can do a keg stand, and trying to join an all guys game of flip cup*

"Step off, you're such a broser"
by jadjey November 9, 2012
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bung your boose

To insert a pretzel stick into someone else's urethra (The hole in the tip of your cock)
Bob "Hey Daniel, can I bung your boose?"

Daniel "No way dude I'm not into that kind of shit!"
by Cheeky Boi August 5, 2016
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brosephina

1.) A female bro.
2.) Angelina Avalos
Bros and brosephinas, it's time to party!
by Baron Kalanium August 23, 2012
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