buyer's re-worth

As in buyer's remorse this term also refers to the post purchase experience. In this case it would be when you rekindle the excitement of an old purchase, that you take for granted now, by talking about it to someone you haven't seen since you bought the item.
I hadn't seen Bob in six months. I can show him the latest iphone I bought a couple of months ago! He'll be envious and I'll get me some buyer's re-worth!
by mjake1 August 08, 2011
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microconsole buyer man

Scott the Woz

Source: youtu. be/Dz31FfclzBI?t=22
"Just grab your nearest Merriam Webster's Dictionary and turn to the page with the definition for microconsole buyer man on it. You'll find my picture right then and there."
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Chip buyer

Someone who buys an excess of poker chips to fiend an addiction.
Zach is such a chip buyer, he paid $350 on pop slots.
by Beelake98 February 13, 2020
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C Class Buyer

Somebody who only cares about appearances, they’ll do the minimum required to brag about something big, like buying the cheapest model of a high end brand to say they have that brand.
Person 1. She’s bragging about us talking but I literally left her on read.

Person 2. Oh yeah, She’s a C Class Buyer.
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Harbinger Buyer

A Retail Buyer who consistently chooses products where the sell through is incredibly low.

They are likely to buy fashion and consumer goods that get discontinued due to lackluster sales.
That store has a Harbinger Buyer but they can't get fired because he's the kid of
by Chomma June 18, 2022
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buyer feedback blackmail

When a person uses a feedback system to leverage a seller into something that was not originally agreed upon and/or to permanently alter a sellers feedback as result of.
Buyer: Buys a used item "as is" and decides they do not want it anymore and wants to return it.

Seller: Doesn't accept returns for used items as described but accepts return anyway and offers a partial refund to buyer.

Buyer: "Since you accepted the return, repair the item and return it to me ASAP for a positive feedback score".

Seller: "Ah, we didn't agree to that. I am offering you a partial refund out of the goodness of my heart to cover your

stupidity and inability to read properly as it is".

Buyer: "If you don't want to fix the item that's fine too. Just issue me a FULL refund instead but I will be forced to leave

you a negative feedback score"

Seller: " Are you trying to commit buyer feedback blackmail on me by abusing the feedback system? Trying to extort

services you are not entitled to like a self-entitled asshole"
by Juan Smokiblunt July 11, 2022
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