When you standing half naked in a backstreet at 9pm and a Jewish girl is rubbing your nipples while wanking you off with a slice of singhsbury’s ham
While receiving a blow job on a bed, couch, or the floor...the act of taking a knee to the testicles right before ejacultion.
A failed blow job.
Worst feeling imaginable.
A failed blow job.
Worst feeling imaginable.
"So my girlfriend was giving me head, and as I'm about to cum she adjusts herself on the bed, and accidentally kneed me in my balls...terrible blowie fail"
"All of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail".
"All of my girlfriends friends were laughing at me because she told them about the blowie fail".
by Olde English September 30, 2009
by ThermicBryxn March 25, 2022
A double blowie is a blowjob that occurs immediately after an ejaculation from a 1st blowjob. In other words, a guy gets head, he cums, his partner gets him hard again, head is given again and a guy cums again.
You need to be a very skilled woman to get away with a double blowie. Let alone the super human powers to perform a triple blowie (which to date has never been accomplished).
by Tigerboy0829 July 22, 2011
by FunWithGolfers April 22, 2019
When you wear David Bowie inspired makeup to give a blowjob and your makeup ends up running down your face.
by _whorewell_ June 19, 2018
You're walking down S. Cherry St. and you see a trashy-looking woman calling out, "Quarter blowie, get ya dick wet!"
by NinjaChik May 22, 2010