bleached wheat cracka

The whitest of the white.

Dayyymn son, dat bleached wheat cracka is whita dan dry wall!

by WiggersAndWegrosInc March 13, 2009

bleached penis

A white man's penis. Usually super small. Very white and cannot be seen in bright light. Usually very hard to get an boner because of its size and malfunctioning.

I like Asian cocks better cause, bleached penis is not my type...

by yourfavoritedickman456 August 31, 2012

Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 5, 2014

Bleached Asshole

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.

Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006

Bleached My Sheets

The act of blowing a load in one's sheets.

After a vigorous fap session, I bleached my sheets, leaving a warm, sticky mess.

by hunterf September 7, 2009

Bleached Tuxedo

When 5 or more guys blow their loads on a girls chest, covering her in a Bleached Tuxedo.

Jane: Last night the boys gave me a Bleached Tuxedo.
Bernadette: You are soooo Lucky!

by Larksgirl February 24, 2010

Bleached-blonde ferret

Draco Malfoy

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021