birthday

A reason to drink. (see also: Halloween, New Years Eve, Independence Day, Easter, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, Friday)

On his birthday, Charlie consumed twice his weight in beer.

Birthday

A reminder of the time when your parents fucked up.

Birthday by UrAssCheek September 21, 2017

The one day each year when you celebrate (nine months late) that time I banged your mom.

“Did you do anything nice for your birthday?” “NO DEBRAH I FUCKING DIDNT I CRIED STOP FUCKING JUDGING ME FOR HAVING A BAD BIRTHDAY”

"Saw Todd on the street the other day with all his stuff in a pile"

"Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday.

a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear

Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year

One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.

Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you

birthday by mshd94 November 29, 2011