Bimp

A little shit. Any dude who’s 5’6” or shorter that’s annoying as hell.

“I hard that Burt guy. He’s nothing but a bimp”

by WeUsedToPlayHouse February 1, 2023

BIMP

Female version of SIMP.
B- Bitches I- Idolizing M- Mediocre P- Penis

Janet’s a straight BIMP for putting up with Dave’s shit because everybody knows he’s not packing.

by Phyz April 23, 2020

BIMP

is the male equivalent of Simp whether it is a gay male or a women simping for a guy it is BIMP

you let me help you do ur homework *man I wanna eat that guy's dick* - yo quit BIMPING man yeesh that is my man's dick anyway

by Professor Homo May 20, 2020

Bimp

Whatever you want it to be. Whatever you're feeling at that particular bimp.

That's not very bimp of you.

by Ozzy ooo June 16, 2022

Bimp

A simp but for your bros or best mates. You would do anything and everything for that person.

Alyssa always bimps over Katie and Meg. They’re actually soulmates

by ericismygoldenboy June 2, 2020

Bimp

(noun) — A young man who turns down a beer, often under the delusion that seltzer, cider or other gay shit are acceptable beverage choices for an individual with Y chromosomes. Commonly found avoiding anything with hops and bravado, the Bimp is nature’s reminder that not every lad is cut from the same rugged cloth. See also: “half pint,” “buzzkill,” and “designated disappointment.”

“Josh sat in the corner, sipping sweet wine from a Solo cup and chiefing his vuse like an infant with it’s pacifier—classic Bimp behavior.”

by Julius Fitzpatrick August 2, 2025

BIMP

Bitches Idolizing Mediocre Penis

Crystal is a bimp
Tom is a simp

by BazukaNagasaki April 17, 2020