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Some kinda thing where everythin went like bang and stuff idk
Big Bang by Flobbly May 12, 2026
Commonly accepted theory of the beginning of what we know as the universe. Mostly hypothetical in the past, but now has confirmed measurements by a NASA satelite WMAP. Event horizon indicators place a space-time beginning focal point at 13.7 billion years reverse time. It is not understood what the state of pre-energy/matter was or the catalyst to the event, as the pre-state had no observable horizon.
The big-bang was either an anomaly or it was not.
big-bang by Guido1 February 7, 2009

-Big Bang- 

Generally debunked theory of the creation of the universe stating that existence began when matter condensed into a singularity and exploded across the cosmos, somehow forming life.
Since when do explosions create something as complex as a human cell?
-Big Bang- by Chaltab March 4, 2005

big bang boom 

A major dramatic, often disruptive or destructive, event.
When the Warlocks get back in town, there is going to be a big bang boom with the Hell's Angels!
big bang boom by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016

Big Bang Scale

A game of 2 or more players (usually of the same sex) where colours are used to code the sexual attraction (fuckability) of a member of the opposite sex.

Red = Would not bang or poke on Facebook or with someone else's bargepole. Run the FUCK away.

Yellow = "Take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again". Do-able but after alcohol consumption.

Blue = Acceptable - individuals you are actually attracted to.

Black = Would definitely 'bang'.

UV = Fucking insane. Would resort in multiple pregnancies.
Darrell: "Dude, what you reckon to that girl over there on the Big Bang Scale?"

Josh: "She's not quite a blue, so yellow!"

Darrell: "So harsh man! I'd easily say she's a blue!"
Big Bang Scale by Sofa King Low December 11, 2012

Big Bang theory 

The theory that the universe started with a big explosion