spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.

"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".

by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019

bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)

All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.

by trogdor lanelin February 27, 2007

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009

voila le bearded clam

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.

chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

by PhantomToe October 29, 2007

clam beard

a vagina that is not clean shaven. one that has not been shaven for some time. rugged, greasy, out of control disgusting female pubic hair.

That girl's clam beard looks straight out of a 70's porn

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't shave her clam beard

by beej760 June 13, 2008

Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021

Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

by thinkinman February 18, 2020