spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.

"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".

by Wobblebottom January 06, 2019

bearded clam roast

when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)

All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.

by trogdor lanelin February 26, 2007

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 03, 2009

voila le bearded clam

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.

chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

by PhantomToe October 14, 2007

clam beard

a vagina that is not clean shaven. one that has not been shaven for some time. rugged, greasy, out of control disgusting female pubic hair.

That girl's clam beard looks straight out of a 70's porn

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't shave her clam beard

by beej760 June 13, 2008

Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male

Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!

by kmfa666 July 06, 2010

Bearded Space Clam

A vagina that’s out of this world.

Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!

by Spacedust June 22, 2024