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Bangover

The painful sensation often resulting from particularly rough sex, often dark hickeys, 'burn marks' and bruises are clear signs of a bangover
I don't know whether it was the spanking or that weird dildo she put in me but I have a serious bangover....
by Pirate Duckie November 17, 2009
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a common male feeling of disappointment shortly after (sexual intercourse). Usually accompanied by: a loss of respect, mild disgust, aversion, and repulsion.
dude 1: Dude, are you (banging) stacy tonight?
dude 2: No man, I was crazy about her until we did it, now I'm suffering from a severe bangover
by rubber rob December 7, 2009
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The feeling one gets after a night of bad sex.
She wasn't all that great. I woke up with the worst bangover.
by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003
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The act of being totally exhausted at work on a Monday from being banged out by sex Sunday night.
Jill came over last night and now I have a bangover!
by JDHook January 10, 2012
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The headache one gets the day after drinking like a fish and then taking an "ED" pill so you can still get laid. Both the booze and the pill give you a pounding headache, so the result doubles the agony.
By the time I dragged her back to my apartment, I was shitfaced so I had to take a Viagra to ensure wood. She was hot, so the resulting bangover was worth it.
by maysfan May 22, 2009
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The feeling in the morning after a night of sexual intercourse with a person you regret screwing
I woke up with a horrible bangover after realizing who I fucked last night.
by ElenaMikeMattJordan March 28, 2010
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The day after unprotected sex experienced by women. Usually involves a regular hangover coupled with the negatives effects of the morning after pill. This combo with the addition of the "fuck im an idiot" feeling creates the ultimate in feeling like shit.
Cindy: Hey jane, wanna come for breakfast?
Jane: No i feel like fuckin shit..
Cindy: oh hangover?
Jane: no... bangover
Cindy: OOooooooo... fuck, try not to kill yourself.
by preganator December 3, 2010
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