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bamtard

Someone who is freakishly obsessed with Bam Margera. Most commonly found on the BMMB.
A bamtard would say: OMG I luv the bamagram, it's soooo kewl! Bam's hottttt!!!!!11 Element rawks and so does Bam's band CKY!!!!!!!
by MorbidFreddie April 18, 2004
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BAMF

Bad Ass Mother Fucker. Someone who most likely drives a CT 2004 and is down for pretty much anything. Inspired by that silly bitch Dane Cook.
A BAMF (for instance) would not drive a Hummer 2.No because too many people already have those. They would drive something ORIGINAL. Like A cement truck with custum rims and padding in the back where friends can roll around in. That is a true BAMF!
by Lauren aka shakiki December 28, 2005
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Bamforth

The most coolest of the cools.

A word, most commonly a name but also used as an adjective, to describe someone or something of optimum awesome-ness.

B stands for beautiful.
A stands for amazing.
M stands for marvellous.
F stands for fantastic.
O stands for outstanding.
R stands for ravishing.
T stands for tremendous.
H stands for hilarious.
You look so bamforth today!
I wish I was more Bamforth.
by ILOVEELF.COM March 31, 2011
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BAMF

The sound of teleportation, demonstrated by Nightcrawler in the X-Men series.

See also Snikt.
The answer is as quick...
*BAMF*
*BAMF*
*BAMF*
*BAMF*
...as it is painful.
by GoblinGrenade May 13, 2014
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bamfalite

a bamf kidd who is popular and is member of the local scene. like a socialite, but not preppy.
person 1: ayy do you see that scene girl over there?
person 2: yeah, she's such a fucking bamfalite!
person 1: i know. she's every where.
by amanda sykes; May 27, 2009
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Bamfilf

Girl 1: That guy is so hot.
Girl 2: I know. He's such a bamfilf
by Bamfilf July 4, 2010
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bamstick

It is a Scottish word exactly similar to nutjob or bampot - person displaying wild and violent behaviour which is often irrational and beyond what the situation should call for.

The word bamstick is now archaic and is rarely heard these days, perhaps still used by some old pensioners. It is often now shortened to "bam".

It came from a time when working class people in the housing schemes mostly in Glasgow in Scotland would attempt at all times to be perceived as being "hard" - a bit like the latin machismo.

The ultimate state to be reached in hardness was to be completely mental - you would be more violent and irrational than everyone else - people would then say "he's a complete bamstick".

The bamstick himself would often exclaim such things as "I'm pure mental", "I'm mad mental wullie frae the winey" (winey being wine alley in Govan).

Most of the similar terms as shown above for a bamstick were never used in this way- especially not "asshole" which is american for arsehole". One would never call a bamstick an arsehole or any similar words unless well out of earshot.
there's a pure bamstick in the street doon there challenging every body with a sythe
by pickledresponsibility November 3, 2015
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