I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.
I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.
He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!
*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*
He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!
*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*
by C$milf December 1, 2025
Get the Bag of dicks mug.A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
by Neonatrias November 1, 2009
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Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!
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Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!
by Eric Dauteuil May 20, 2006
Get the eat a bag of dicks mug.1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
by The Leedale March 7, 2009
Get the GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS! mug.1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.
2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.
3.) A douche.
4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.
5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.
6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.
3.) A douche.
4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.
5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.
6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010
Get the Beat-up bag of dicks mug.What you call someone who's more than a dick. That person has to cross the line of being a dick multiple times. This is also a Supernatural reference towards Lucifer.
In Supernatural 5.19 Hammer of the Gods
Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: Wait, what did you just say to me?
Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: Wait, what did you just say to me?
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