Awsomely Awkward

Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.

1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!

2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??

1. Flippin awsome!!!

by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010

Assometer

An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.

Gal: I just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9." Run like hell!

by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010

awsomenesstissity

the coolest thing ever

this shoe store is awsomenesstissity

by DCREDDS June 28, 2016

Talking Awsome

A mocking expression said when you are confused because someone is talking in a complicated way or about a complicated subject. Usually said in the middle of the speech, conversation etc.

History Teacher : "Rose, as other neo-Foucaudian theorists of governance, stakes out a position of inventive ... "
John to his classmate : "This man .. Is talking awsome !"

by TehPharaoh July 18, 2009

awsomelicious

awsomely dilicious

Me, i am AWSOMELICIOUS

by cyberbot203 March 23, 2009

awsome possum

A word that pretty much means "awsome" except its adding a word that rhymes after it, in this case "possum". This word is generally used by people named Cora but people named Jetta tend to say that they came up with it

"Wow, that was awsome possum!"

by Kurlyfry October 21, 2008

Awsomer

Something a retarded surfer-type would say.

My defintion is awesomer than the one above.

by Anonymous February 21, 2003