avocado smash

Avocado smash is an sexual act in a very high tempo and a short time frame, usualy in a shady enviroment.

Person 1:"Did you get to smash yesterday"?
Person 2:" Yes, but we had so litlle time that we only got to take an avocado smash in the alley behind Walmart"
Person 1: "yea that sucks, but at least you got to smash"

by SAAAAp August 12, 2016

Avacados 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽

Used as a meme, response to idiots or to boost a tiktok.

Chile anyway- Avacodos 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽;
Terf: They/Them isn’t valid. Cool Person: ok u get no Avacados 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽

I’m so sorry this guy went missing- Avacados 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽 (b00st)

by TiktokDecoder January 6, 2021

Avocado Taco

While having anal sex with a girl you proceed to place your testicles inside of her vagina. Your testicles resembling avocados and her vagina is the taco.

Cotton McKnight: while I was inside her butt-hole I shoved my nuts inside her pussy last night

Pepper Brooks: Sounds like one hell of an avocado taco!

by White Goodmen May 14, 2009

avacado

A homosexual who is indiscernibly gay. Because avacados are fruits, but do not look or taste much like fruits, the term is applied to gay people who do not fit the "Will & Grace" stereotypes.

A bad dresser and NFL fanatic, you would never guess that Jacob was an avacado.

by omouallem January 19, 2007

avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.

My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.

by MustardDump August 17, 2017

Black Avocado

A testicle that is swollen and black. The male equalvalent of a blue waffle, and is given by having sex with a woman with a blue waffle

Damn, them black avocadoes must be as big as melons

by The Black Moose June 9, 2010

avacadosexual

When you are sexually attracted to avs

"What's your sexuality?"
"Avacadosexual"

by Billy Bob Ava March 14, 2017