1. A washed up loser in desperate need of a bath.
2. Someone who must be introduced to deodorant (or perfume, at least).
3. An idiot who thinks she's original when she comes from the cow-tipping sector of some hick-ass town (her background reminds me of Britney Spears... does it you?).
4. Poor hack of a singer who, instead of parading around half-naked, insists on showing off her butt crack in order to gain a following.
5. Person who leads a contradictory life, claiming that all of her songs come from her "emotions" and are written "on the spot", yet who has co-writers on every single song.
6. Someone who makes all of us who can't sing and can't play an instrument think that maybe we could make it big in the music industry (honestly, I'm even considering it).
7. For those of us who know Avril can't sing, she's an annoying bitch who, when we listen to or watch her, makes our eyes and ears bleed (literally).
Words to see that will help define Avril: fucker, dumbass, moron, twit
2. Someone who must be introduced to deodorant (or perfume, at least).
3. An idiot who thinks she's original when she comes from the cow-tipping sector of some hick-ass town (her background reminds me of Britney Spears... does it you?).
4. Poor hack of a singer who, instead of parading around half-naked, insists on showing off her butt crack in order to gain a following.
5. Person who leads a contradictory life, claiming that all of her songs come from her "emotions" and are written "on the spot", yet who has co-writers on every single song.
6. Someone who makes all of us who can't sing and can't play an instrument think that maybe we could make it big in the music industry (honestly, I'm even considering it).
7. For those of us who know Avril can't sing, she's an annoying bitch who, when we listen to or watch her, makes our eyes and ears bleed (literally).
Words to see that will help define Avril: fucker, dumbass, moron, twit
"Ooh! Avril Lavigne's songs sound like horse shit! And she made money! Maybe I could be a singer!"
"Aah! My eyes! My eyes! She's soiled my virgin eyes!"
"Aah! My eyes! My eyes! She's soiled my virgin eyes!"
by Natalja June 27, 2004
1) a poser who ruined the whole entire tie wearing thing for all girls because now when a girl wheres on it is like "eww that was so Avril"
2) a thing of the past
3) a good singer that ruined music for the rest of us who have a positive outlook
2) a thing of the past
3) a good singer that ruined music for the rest of us who have a positive outlook
by lalagrl February 19, 2004
A poser girl, who can't sing, can't play guitar, who IS NOT PUNK.
She crowned herself rockchick and punk...that's is just NOT GOOD.
She crowned herself rockchick and punk...that's is just NOT GOOD.
Avril: I'm a rockchick with an aditude.
by Coco December 27, 2003
the chop suey killer
she burned the song into ubblegum shards
i rolled on the floor in laughter and pain
she burned the song into ubblegum shards
i rolled on the floor in laughter and pain
by iioiooiooioo January 4, 2004
A Female from Canada.
She is not the one who ruined punk, that started a loooong time ago, maybe even as far back as the 80's.
Even though many people hate her, quite a few girls(and even some boys) like her because she was the first "Punk" band singer that "mummy" and "daddy" did not get freaked out about, meaning they still got money from their richass high class familys, but they still got respect from their friends because she was "punk rock".
This pissed the people who had to give up a lot to listen to real rock, and had people stare at them funny. It also made some people angry because she CAN'T sing!
Finally it made some people mad, because the weird tenny boppers think that all rock and roll, as well as punk people are their "friends" and "sisters" and "brothers" in the fight against authority...
She also pissed of the Anarchists because she stole the anarchy sign, and tried to make it her own.
Personally the reason I hate her, is that ever since she did the song "sk8er boi" we've been killed with that kind writing. "OMG, Shz the shit, ain't aril gr8!" God that pisses me off... she also got the people who do this to come out of the closet. "OmG iSN't sHE thE BESt!" *twitch*
She also can't proform, and even if you are one of the few who likes her music, I warn you not to go to her concerts. She doesn't dance, move or anything like that... and they are very boring. I know, I got dragged to one of them by my little sister....
also see poser, bleach blond anti-rock, and pop
She is not the one who ruined punk, that started a loooong time ago, maybe even as far back as the 80's.
Even though many people hate her, quite a few girls(and even some boys) like her because she was the first "Punk" band singer that "mummy" and "daddy" did not get freaked out about, meaning they still got money from their richass high class familys, but they still got respect from their friends because she was "punk rock".
This pissed the people who had to give up a lot to listen to real rock, and had people stare at them funny. It also made some people angry because she CAN'T sing!
Finally it made some people mad, because the weird tenny boppers think that all rock and roll, as well as punk people are their "friends" and "sisters" and "brothers" in the fight against authority...
She also pissed of the Anarchists because she stole the anarchy sign, and tried to make it her own.
Personally the reason I hate her, is that ever since she did the song "sk8er boi" we've been killed with that kind writing. "OMG, Shz the shit, ain't aril gr8!" God that pisses me off... she also got the people who do this to come out of the closet. "OmG iSN't sHE thE BESt!" *twitch*
She also can't proform, and even if you are one of the few who likes her music, I warn you not to go to her concerts. She doesn't dance, move or anything like that... and they are very boring. I know, I got dragged to one of them by my little sister....
also see poser, bleach blond anti-rock, and pop
Avril has made being literate a bad thing, and makes quite a few Punk-Rockers, (head)Bangers, and Skaters want to go pop(or goth), just so they aren't assciated with her.
by Full time hater, part time lover. April 10, 2005
As much as I love playing Devil's advocate, I cant bring myself to stand up for her.
A Canadian who hangs out with a group of 'punks' and claims to be able to play the guitar though she just plays 2 chords during the chorus.Claims to be a punk but really stinks, shes not even corparate rock like Good Charlotte(I dont listen to them but I respect them for continuing to play despite them getting bottled), she is manafactured pop, groomed by the music industry for a life of slovenly superstardom.
A Canadian who hangs out with a group of 'punks' and claims to be able to play the guitar though she just plays 2 chords during the chorus.Claims to be a punk but really stinks, shes not even corparate rock like Good Charlotte(I dont listen to them but I respect them for continuing to play despite them getting bottled), she is manafactured pop, groomed by the music industry for a life of slovenly superstardom.
My sister went to the Avril concert and when i went to pick her up the streets were filled with teeny boppers
by Cian December 25, 2004
what the fuck?!
If people like this girl and think she rocks...then God help us all!!...
every single last one of us
If people like this girl and think she rocks...then God help us all!!...
every single last one of us
by rachel February 21, 2004