Australian Dance

When one walks across burning hot concrete or sand at such speed it looks like a dance. Most commonly occurs during the warmer seasons.

Oh jeez... it’s so hot I’m gonna need to Australian Dance across the car park

by Relyt huskii January 9, 2019

australian jesus

Australian Jesus is a white guy with long hair who heads his own cult in the Australian outback. He appeals to monied persons, and ignores the poor. He convinces them to leave their families, show up in Australia (if they're foreigners), and place their monies in the palm. Then, he puts them into a heightened emotional state that makes them cry. If you wish to abandon all that is good and true in life, and then cry, then you are encouraged to seek out the cult of Australian Jesus.

Example for Australian Jesus:

"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

Australian Top

An "Australian Top" is Actually a Bottom because he's on the other site of the planet and to proud to admit he's a bottom.

I'm not a bottom! I'm an Australian Top!

by LittleFoxy December 1, 2020

Australian Gobstopper

Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.

Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.

by Dr Sheezy August 21, 2021

Australian Intellectual

A drunk. So called because Australians have a well-deserved reputation for excessive drinking. It is one of the few things at which they excel, probably because most of them are of Irish or Scottish ancestry.

Benny used to be okay, but since he's been hitting the sauce he has become a real Australian intellectual.

by Tom from the Shore April 2, 2008

Australianencephaitis

Australianencephaitis is the inflammation of the brain caused by an overwhelming absorption of the Australian culture through the eyes, ears, and mouth of a foreign visitor (ie. tourist, student).

The visitor (which is usually a student) may begin to see symptoms by the end of their first day in Australia; however, in some minor cases, symptoms do not show up until the 10th day in Australia.

Symptoms of Australianencephaitis include (but are not limited to):

- increased energy and alertness
- feelings of well-being and euphoria
- diminished fear, anxiety, and insecurity
- athletic performance may be enhanced
- being fun and wild
- excessive use of the word 'mate'
- takes risks (ie. skydiving, swimming with sharks, bungee jumping, etc.)
- pretending to know how to surf

Symptoms may progress rapidly. Also, symptoms may vary depending on the purity and dosage of the Australian culture surrounding the said visitor.

Chronic Use
Prolonged exposure to Australian culture is encouraged. People with Australianencephaitis are, in general, way cooler, live longer, and smell better.

Andrea's excessive use of the word mate, feeling of well-being, and skydiving adventure confirm that she has been infected with Australianencephaitis.

by Cbender-Extraordinaire April 19, 2010

australian water bomb

when you do a chick and you forget the condom is on after and you take a piss in the condom

bill:sorry about the mess on your toilet seat
Fred:dude what the fuck where you doing
Bill: i did an australian water bomb

by Luves_2_spooge May 11, 2009