astronomy

the study of shit in space

Astronomy is wack, yo.

by zeropointfive November 9, 2019

Astronomican

A light in the warp made by 10'000 psykers who sacrifice their life so imperial ships can travel more quickly

The navigator was lost in the warp, so he looked to the astronomican

by riley November 13, 2003

astronomical

intensly amazing that everyone is amazed by it. also used as astro.

a better word for epic because epic has been over-used.

Dude, The Dark Knight was astronomical!

by crazybeansss May 5, 2009

astronut

A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...

Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.
Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.

by Nate Naval May 2, 2005

astropothitle

The act of saying something so obscure, and having people believe it makes sense, that it becomes a sensation of the internet, and then the world

He said something so magnificent, it became an astropothitle!

by EpicPikaJew July 2, 2012

astronomologist

the study of stars and the planets

the astronomologist told us the truth about what really happened

by stillosophy May 12, 2016

Astronut

When you nut so hard it's out of this world

IM GONNA ASTRONUT!!!!!

by Olem October 5, 2018