assch

Asssh is the lowest grade of hash resin there is. The most disgusting THC substance of all, its usually more crumbling ash than sticky hash, and is a cuntraction of the two words.

Lets scrape our very clean hash pipe to attain its thin layer of assch!

by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011

assccident

When you are observing an attractive person (of either sex), and usually, but not necessarily their ass, and you become distracted enough that you run into something, either in your car or while walking.

I saw this really hot girl doing squats at Taylor gym, and I almost got into an assccident while walking up the stairs.

by Zuzuzela August 30, 2013

Asscara

The streaks of mascara left on the body, such as on the face or neck, as a result of getting ass.

Bill came home with a clean collar but it was the asscara that made his wife suspect his infidelity.

by lostservice December 14, 2013

Asscension

When you eat so much ass you reach a state of nirvana

Last night I had so much ass that I reached asscension.

by Kurakuma May 19, 2019

Organ-asmic

A combination of organic and orgasmic. Often referring to a relationship between two people or a meeting - one which is very comfortable and easy, yet still exciting and incredible.

Chris: How would you describe the first time we met?

Kristen: Well, there are no words...

Chris: Wrong. The correct answer is "organ-asmic". That's a cross between "organic" and "orgasmic".

by ZooZooKachoo January 4, 2011

Bag Of Asscheeks

Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.

God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks

by BagOfAsscheeks May 14, 2016

asschimp

A loser, lame person.

Stop being such an asschimp and stfu.

by Ian0r June 4, 2003